Wacky Wet Disclaimer
Please read this for maximum enjoyment
Flood Warning!
Flash floods can occur in low lying areas without any warning. Soaking is imminent. Reaction time may be limited to just a few minutes.Be aware! Be prepared!
Department of Emergency Management
All actors in these photographs are portrayed by real people. All models under 80 years of age. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Not the Beatles. This is not an offer to sell securities. At participating locations only. Void where prohibited.
No user serviceable parts inside. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Some equipment shown is optional. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Objects on screen may be closer than they appear. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Contents may settle during shipment. No other warranty expressed or implied.
Slippery when wet. Slightly wetter west of the Mississippi. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Baths for two or more. One size fits all. Colors may fade. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Keep cool, process promptly. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. Do not disturb. Trespassers will be soaked, survivors will be soaked again.
Use only as directed. Apply only to affected area. Avoid contact with skin. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before pumping. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Your mileage may vary. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. If condition persists, consult your physician. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. No solicitors.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Employees and their families are not eligible. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No purchase necessary.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. This disclaimer supersedes all previous notices. Subject to change without notice. Applicable to US citizens only.
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